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b) 3
c) 5
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b) 6 052
c) nevim
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b) Vozidla se setkají v bodě C, vzdáleného 32 km od bodu A a 811 km od bodu B za 2 hodiny 45 minut ve 4.25 hodin ráno, na přejezdu v obci Bechyně.
c) těžko říct
1 joint je?
a) Víc než málo
b) Akorát
c) Míň než málo
Majkl Džexn je:
a) mrtev
b) pedofil
c) debil
Jaké hodinky nosí členové kapely The Prodigy?:
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b) sluneční
c) digy
Čtverec je:
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b) takovýto na tamto
c) něco na geometrii
Drogy berou:
a) feťáci
b) fetišisti
c) fšichni
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b) v drogerii
c) to byl ale omšelý vtip
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b) budeš dělat, že si stejný pako jak voni
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RAVE je určen:
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b) sjetejm feťákům
c) úplně normálním, obyčejným lidem, aby měli co poslouchat při práci
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b) hudba pro sjetý černochy
c) pokřik při karate
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b) surovina na výrobu tzv. iontového nápoje
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b) zkratka eko organizace na Alpha Centauri
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Když frčíš až nevnímáš tak:
a)
b)
c)
Před čtyřmi hodinami jsi opustil párty. Co slyšíš?:
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b) tuc-tuc
c) spím
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b) troubí jako jelen
c) žere lysohlávky
Jaxe vyjadřuje jelen v říji?
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b) chodí víc do hospody
c) chodí víc do lesa
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b) přiznáš se, že jseš na tripu
c) budeš dělat, že jsi veverka
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c) jointa
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b) akorát
c) jaxe ti bude chtít
Na Teknivalu ve Staré Huti jsi šel
a) do extáze
b) do tripa
c) domu
Ve Staré Huti jsi v průměru spal
a) 20 minut s otevřenýma očima
b) 5 dní
c) vůbec
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b) do tripa
c) zatancovat si na diskotéku
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b) jako čeho jako sneseš?
c) tak 9 metrů pod vodou
Kolik ti je, že si tak chytrej?
a) cože?
b) jako mě?
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b) to vim přece dávno
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b) vyperu tričko v Azuritu
c) vyperu tričko v Moduritu
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b) kosmonaud
c) němý pez
d) prototyp
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b) nikdy nebyla
c) podstrčená
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Vítězslav Vávra je:
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b) zkušený bubeníg
c) hurikán
d) velkej klug
Petr Rezeg je:
a) diskofil
b) fotofil
c) pedofil
d) dravý - hravý
Hanka Zagorová je:
a) agent mimozemšťanů
b) blbá
c) zachmuřená vydra
d) príma
Pavel Horňág je:
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b) S. Tofi
c) na Matějské pouti
d) formule sformely
Františeg Janeček je:
a) košer
b) holka z gymplu
c) zamilovaný
d) zaminovaný
Co znamená "dělat kaviár"?
a) konzervovat jeseteří vajíčka v soli
b) gdyš se jeden ouchyl vysere druhýmu ouchylovi do držky
c) když jeden ouchyl napatlá druhýmu na hlavu jeseteří vajíčka
Co je to haluška?
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b) jméno Horynova psa ze seriálu "Přátelé zeleného údolí"
c) slangový výraz pro halucinaci
Co to znamená "Ja guljáju v párke"?
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b) Mám guláš s párkem
c) my se sovětsky neučíme
Jaxe pozná pikař (smážka) na open air techno party?
a) vůbec nevyleze z auta
b) má ve xichtě krvavý beďary a kukadla jak zrcadla
c) nevim, já se vo to nestarám
Co jsou to asteroidy?
a) to berou sportovci a ve čtyřiceti jim prdne srdce
b) chorobné rozšíření žil v oblasti konečníku
c) počítačová hra
Může bejt vůbec něco horšího než předělávka toho ploužáku z Titaniku vod Daniela Hůlky?
a) ne!!
b) pravděpodobně ne
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